Arnold every summer when that glass roof start cookin him

Unemployed for 3 years

When the recruitment office doing the psych evaluation for WW3

When i'm having fun on a Sunday and it reaches 6-7 pm

This nigga was reminiscing 😭😭😭

When your coworker breath stank

when ur mom tries to clock you, but ur grandma clocks her

nigga look like the teacher that let the kids fight in class 😭

Spent $60 on Sparking Zero and haven’t played it for more than 43 minutes

Ngl this bitch would have bit me too

The entire groupchat when i feed a parlay that cakes first leg

People get cute with this internet shit & be pussy in real life.

This how that one dude on Regular Show got done when he asked that bouncer for a pen

One minute you're young, then the next you're falling asleep like this

when you reach in your pockets and one of the big 3 is missing

Zay✨ Sexually assaulting women: ✅ Producing documentaries exposing predators: 👎🏽 You niggas are creeps.

waking up from a dream that was 10 times better than your actual life

ESPN Sources: The Eagles and DT Jordan Davis have reached agreement on a three-year extension, tying him to Philadelphia for the next four seasons. Davis was the No. 13 pick in 2022 and was entering his fifth-year option season worth $12.938M.

prime jordan davis on my team for the next 4 years

Eagles signing DT Jordan Davis to 3-year, $78 million extension, with $65M guaranteed. (via Ian Rapoport)