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My neighbour’s Spanish and her son’s gay, but she supports him 100%. In fact, she’s got about as many photos of his boyfriend as she has of him. Some days there’s more of her son; some days there’s more of the boyfriend; but usually it’s six of Juan and half a dozen of the otter.

Happy St George’s Day! Went outside and I’m proud to say the first thing I saw was a massive red cross on my neighbour’s front wall.

Nothing to do with St George - it’s to warn everyone her husband’s a nonce.

#StGeorgesDay

Bit of a panic there - was in the shower and thought I’d found a small but noticeable lump on my testicles.

Relieved to realise it was my penis.

Bit of a panic there - was in the shower and thought I’d found a small but noticeable lump on my testicles.

Relieved to realise it was my penis.

Happy St George’s Day! Went outside and I’m proud to say the first thing I saw was a massive red cross on my neighbour’s front wall.

Nothing to do with St George - it’s to warn everyone her husband’s a nonce.

#StGeorgesDay

It was the Busta Rimes, it was the Wusta Rhymes.

Really feeling the loss of Prince. I grew up listening to his music and he convinced me I could make a living out of doing what I really loved - singing and dancing.

Sadly, I was wrong and I couldn't.

Jesus always puts me in mind of a drag queen.

By which I mean he's heavily made up.

Come on guys - time’s pressing on, so I’d appreciate a few answers or I might miss it.

Does anyone know what time the Marathon starts? Overslept.

#londonmarathon2024 #LondonMarathon

“Is everything all right, Sean?”
“Sure, why?”
“I just think you’ve got a lot on your plate.”
“Look, is this buffet all you can eat, or isn’t it?”

Since trying pegging for the first time I’ve had a much more positive outlook on life.

These days I’m very much an arse half full type of person.

Who called it Wales and not the Leek District?

It's so annoying when you're having a great day out and decide to take a selfie and just as you get the perfect pose lined up the pall bearers shout at you to move.

“Is everything all right, Sean?”
“Sure, why?”
“I just think you’ve got a lot on your plate.”
“Look, is this buffet all you can eat, or isn’t it?”

Since trying pegging for the first time I’ve had a much more positive outlook on life.

These days I’m very much an arse half full type of person.

Who called it Wales and not the Leek District?

I know a lot of people think that the men in lapdancing clubs are all sad perverts, but I enjoy the work and the money's good.

Kentucky Fried Chicken was actually invented in Cornwall, by a couple of carpenters known locally as the Kernow sanders.