Perhaps everyone has this wrong: Google didn't say "Don't be evil" but really said "Don't be eval", and eval is definitely evil if you aren't sanitizing your inputs correctly.
My mind didn’t let me sleep until 2AM last night trying to re-figure out how to abstractly do delete a node from a red black tree. I wasn’t successful.
I was just remembering my first internship at IBM, we just finished a project successfully so the team lead took us out for margaritas. They were pretty good, but I probably should have told him I was only 20 years old.
Breaking Grad: A grad student in machine learning diagnosed with inoperable lung cancer turns to manufacturing and selling bad stochastic gradient descent algorithms in order to secure his family's future.