Sean Bair Flannery (@sean_m_flannery) 's Twitter Profile
Sean Bair Flannery

@sean_m_flannery

I'm a comic in Chicago. My first book, "Places I Can't Return To" is available now on my website. I created & host The Blackout Diaries.

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The two stars of BILL & TED'S EXCELLENT ADVENTURE staring in a Broadway production of "Waiting for Godot" is a perfect, pop-cultural ouroboros. I genuinely think it sounds great.

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There is no AI economy. It loses hundreds of billions of dollars and all gains are in speculative valuation. The only one making a profit is Nvidia, and it doesn’t make anything. It resells Taiwanese chips to companies that use them to lose money.

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He is far and away the cattiest, queeniest president ever. He loves musical theater and interior design. He openly denigrates weight lifting specifically and non-golf exercise generally as dumb, meathead behavior. He's been talking ad nauseum about building a ballroom lately.

He is far and away the cattiest, queeniest president ever. He loves musical theater and interior design. He openly denigrates weight lifting specifically and non-golf exercise generally as dumb, meathead behavior. He's been talking ad nauseum about building a ballroom lately.
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No live show for The Blackout Diaries tonight. But you can still go to The Lincoln Lodge and see the hilarious Geoffrey Asmus or any of the great shows as part of Windy City Comedy Fest! Blackout Diaries will be back next week.

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I look forward to waiting 25 minutes for my train during rush hour under a $440 million glass roof blockclubchicago.org/2025/08/20/sta… via @BlockClubChi

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The Cleveland Browns are unique in that they give you all the scandals of a coked-up, Barry-Switzer-managed, gang of freaks- with none of the victories.

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Jimmy Haslam's ownership group picking the one parcel that is next to an airport for his new stadium, in a city of vacant lots, is a great summary of the shrewd foresight he's brought to running The Cleveland Browns.

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Chicago dog-lovers: The Comedy Bar is staging a great show this Sunday, "Standup for Pits" that will benefit organizations that help pit bulls get adopted. There will even be adoptable dogs at the show. Come by! eventbrite.com/e/sunday-septe…

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No live Blackout Diaries show tonight. You can checkout the Latino Comedy Festival instead, at The Lincoln Lodge. Blackout Diaries will be back next Friday at 10 pm.

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Cracks me up that every time the Browns have a blowout win, it’s just assumed the opposing coach will be fired within the next 72 hours.

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They Browns asking fans if they will pay $150K for PSLs at the new stadium almost sounds like a question from a personality disorder test. "Has alcohol ever ruined one of your relationships? Are you often caught lying? Would you pay $100K to watch a two win team play football??"

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This clip from the CN docu is wild. If SNL was parodying they couldn’t have done a better job. Are we sure this wasn’t put out by Joel Berry?

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You know how the global economy develops a bubble once a decade that eventually bursts, wiping almost everyone out, yet our leading experts can never see it and avoid it before it happens? College football does the exact same thing with Lane Kiffin.

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Notre Dame made the right call on bowls. No one at blue-chip programs shows up for old-school bowls. Remember 2023, the year before the playoffs were expanded? Between NFL draft & transfer portal, OSU & Mizzou sat most their lineups and played a three score debacle.