This metaphor is definitely the work of someone who has been up all night

Errrr, I would suggest that using ChatGPT to get data and analysis about the election that you’re then explaining on a live TV show is… not smart

This election has increasingly felt it was about pollsters competing to say ‘brace yourselves for a poll that will melt the flesh from your bones’ and everyone reacting rather than following the campaign

This is a good and wise thread for ex-spads, and not just because it namechecks my employers

Who has an unfavourable opinion of Larry?

These have been fun (for me at least, not sure about for the people listening) tune in tomorrow for my first-hand account of Ed Davey dancing to Sweet Caroline

Will miss doing these, they were fun chats and dealing with Adam Boulton’s consistent dismay at Ed Davey’s antics were a highlight of my week.

Some sensible points about why suspending judgment and jumping on every anti-Reform story just because you want it to be true, even when it’s clearly nonsense, is a dead end

Party staff tearfully packing away 72 orange velcro jumpsuits and a massive blue wall made of fuzzy felt

This isn’t an MP swearing in account now, I promise, but Calum winning the most interesting constituency battle in the country was the highlight of the election night for me. He’s brilliant.

I’ve got a few new followers off the back of the election, so am going to take advantage of that to say: read My Phantoms. It is an extraordinary book.

Having spent last 2 weeks in the US I now feel qualified to say there are tons of US-based political journalists/pollsters/etc whose life’s work is covering US politics & srsly get your Trump/Harris takes from them not from Brits free styling, sorry etc

The fact this one can still be regularly deployed because people still make points like this in all seriousness seems incredible

Well, think it’s fair to say my first week as head of public affairs for the National Sausage Council has been a roaring success