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What a morning to be alive. I think I am going to Polish my chin today

What's red and bad for your teeth A brick

Nearly the weekend. Off for a haircut

No county darts for us today so we are having a friendly down the local with the Nigerian uber drivers

Anyone need a lift to #PDCprotour ? £100 return from any location in England, includes free packet of hobnobs and #progrip stems

What a fucking day this is . I appeared on countdown #seamustheshoe

Forget Adrian Lewis' 9 darter. Terry down could hit 85 with the darts above his noggin x.com/livedarts/stat…

Myself, Sean the shoe and our selfie stick waiting for 𝙹𝚘𝚑𝚗 ‘𝙶𝚗𝚊𝚜𝚑𝚎𝚛’ 𝚂𝚌𝚘𝚝𝚝 to bring us to Barnsley #cannywait #challengetour #pdc