Thanks to all that've taken my agroterrorism survey so far. Please ask your farming pals to follow me so I can DM & collect their views too.

Finally! Proof that Man-Flu is real. All the years of abuse from my wife....vindicated at last! x.com/edin_EID/statu…

@StudentFarming The term here is "statistically significant". I'm having it printed on a teeshirt and giving my wife the bill!

To quote Dr. Lanning in "I Robot": That,Detective, is the right question. x.com/RuralLeader/st…

Anyone interested in buying this 1963 DB 990 ? pls re tweet if you could be so kind

Here's the link to the survey: portsmouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/agroterrorism-… x.com/secureyourfarm…

Ho ho ho. T'ís the season for giving, so please give me your views on farm crime, food safety & agroterrorism? : portsmouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/agroterrorism-…

Thought for the day: Overlay a world map of FMD hotspots with one showing active combat zones & failed states. Worryingly good match, eh? x.com/JDRoyle/status…

@FarmingHaiku Nicholas Cage has that effect on me too! But just because you're paranoid doesn't mean that they're not out to get you.

Hope everyone had a great Xmas. Still time to take Portsmouth Uni survey on farm crime, food safety & agroterrorism: portsmouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/agroterrorism-…

New Year to all. 4 wks left to complete Portsmouth Uni survey on farm crime, food safety & agroterrorism: portsmouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/agroterrorism-…

400+ follower's views on farm crime, food safety & agroterrorism not yet gathered. Please find time if you can 🙏🤗: portsmouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/agroterrorism-…

I'm not sure that's what DEFRA meant by "keep your birds indoors".😚 x.com/SmallholdersUK…

We need your help to trace a man missing from GRANGEMOUTH since earlier today facebook.com/ForthValleyPol…

The Gov is not taking us out of Single Market. Voters did that last year. We were never going to be able to control immigration & stay in it x.com/mark4ceredigio…

Great afternoon at University of Southampton with UK Parliament Outreach team #RIUKP. Good research should result in good policy.

8d until Portsmouth Uni survey on crime, food safety & agroterrorism ends. Pls complete questionnaires by 31st Jan. portsmouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/agroterrorism-…

With a knife, fork, & apple sauce. Happy, well cared-for animal = good, tasty meat with no guilt. But each to his or her own...😀 x.com/sussexgpoultry…

Portsmouth Uni agroterrorism survey ends tomorrow. If partway through, plse finish: portsmouth.onlinesurveys.ac.uk/agroterrorism-…. To all who've kindly completed:

All our thoughts are with #Parliament victims, their families & the fearless first responders. Such action only ever hardens our resolve.