Okay, I have no real interest in Funko but this is blatantly Jon Burton having another crack at Lego Dimensions and therefore it's instantly become one of my most anticipated games of the year. youtube.com/watch?v=UsgMx0…

A three-foot tall fake Lego Notre Dame Cathedral, you say.

63,190 pieces, you say.

Let me just check my wallet…

I think I’ll give it a miss for now, thanks mate 👍🏻

Already seen 'I don't trust the Endless Ocean reviews because reviewers don't get it, and none of them will have even played the originals' comments doing the rounds.

For the record, I played both on Wii during the ONM days and loved them. Luminous is fine, but not as good IMO

Here's some gameplay footage I took of Endless Ocean Luminous. When the vibe's like this it's a fun time, just be aware that there isn't much more to it than this.

youtube.com/watch?v=xKd4xz…

One positive about Endless Ocean Luminous is that it does include the Official Fish of Twitter™

Here’s yer man’s review of Endless Ocean Luminous. What it does is fine but the first two games on Wii offered more to do.

videogameschronicle.com/review/endless…

Is five years old too late to rename your child? Thinking of calling the wee one Beetlejuice because you have to ask her to do something three times before she listens

Oh, this is extremely, extremely clever. youtube.com/watch?v=HLzpmK…

A wise Chris Scullion told me before this premier league started that spurs might concede a lot of goals this season, I was well prepared

Got a rare day off tomorrow, and by God do I need it.

Will either spend it reading, building Lego, sleeping or fannying around on Twitter for hours until I realise it’s time to pick up the kid from school and I’ve wasted the day.

WHO KNOWS

Looking forward to the Irish Metroid spin-off, Seamus Returns

The My Nintendo Store has restocked 130+ amiibo (though sadly not the three I need to complete my full collection), so if you have gaps in your Smash Bros, Zelda, Mario, Animal Crossing, Splatoon, Kirby or Fire Emblem collections now you can finish them

store.nintendo.co.uk/en/amiibo-coll…

If this ends up being true, that's very cool tech to be using. There's a demonstration video in the article.

Escape from Tarkov's studio has attempted to partially U-turn on plans to add an exclusive PvE mode to a new $250 edition, but players are still unhappy with the new proposal.

The studio continues to insist that a new mode doesn't count as DLC.

vgc.news/news/escape-fr…

Remember the good old days of comedy where people didn't get OFFENDED by everything and Lenny Bruce got arrested for swearing, Mary Whitehouse had a platform for years on end, the Christian right bullied a cancer charity in to refusing a donation from Jerry Springer the Opera...

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30fps is absolutely fine for a turn-based RPG. I've been playing TYYD remake for over a week, and it's gorgeous. I didn't notice the frame rate at all until readers started asking

Great opportunity to get a wee discount on the Game Boy Encyclopedia and get it directly from the publisher.

(This one's going to be £35 instead of £30 because it's got more pages than the previous books)