My parents just up and went to Maui for a month? Boomers have too much disposable income.

Gay person: free Palestine

Zionists in the replies explaining how Israel is the “only gay friendly country in the Middle East”:

X really is the everything app 🤤

Uhhh… what is he gonna do?

Not very many people realize that Winston Churchill was history’s first zoomer.

these people are addicted to being stupid

It’s so awesome that everybody agreed that this random guy who only had six minutes of screen time across two movies was the coolest character in all of Star Wars.

Congratulations to our new Captain America.

tony soprano telling his therapist “ohana means family”

Everybody you meet is fighting a battle that you don’t know about, which means they’re distracted and it’s the perfect time for you to strike.

Real men never admit that they’re wrong.

what did you just call me

Did this really happen or was it all a fever dream?

Elon, you’re crazy. You couldn’t pay me money to put pictures of my family on Twitter.

if i win the lottery i’ll go to little caesars and tell them to bring out the big caesar