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Scrümbled Eggs 🇵🇸

@scrumble_eggs

Use any pronouns, I’m honestly just happy to be referred to at all | DMs open | Bluesky: scrumble-eggs | Mastodon: scrumble_eggs | Alt: @oeufs_brouilles |

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When I was in elementary school, they called us all in for an assembly to reveal the OJ Simpson verdict.

The entire decade of the 90s feels like a fever dream now.

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Focus on Megalon.
Pull focus to Godzilla.
Jet Jaguar sets up perfect attack.
Pull focus back to Godzilla.
Godzilla moves.
Godzilla does dropkick perfectly.

You are in the hands of fucking professionals.

Focus on Megalon. Pull focus to Godzilla. Jet Jaguar sets up perfect attack. Pull focus back to Godzilla. Godzilla moves. Godzilla does dropkick perfectly. You are in the hands of fucking professionals.
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