Our brains are designed to, among other things, delude us. Not that there’s anything wrong with that! Some of my happiest moments have come from delusion!

I think that everyone who sees this tweet should give me one dollar.

Do you just watch porn or do you actually sit your white ass down and listen?

This is my daughter. Her name is Disco Duck.

ever since i was a little girl i wanted to be a haunting character in a tragic fable

All my sugar daddies gone😭😭😭

This device can effectively stop your body from aging by making you dead.

Nice try, fed.

go to hell casey

Remember folks the national past time of america is schizophrenia and it is your god given duty to both enable and aggravate it as much as possible!

I have a structured hamburger and I need helper now

something something male loneliness epidemic

nope

nw: for the first time (I'm a little late to tv shows)

Please tell me that I’m not the only one who sees it.

Damn girl, your grief is juicy as fuck.

Canadian Heritage Moment