Why does he insist on posing like he’s a white lady on Instagram

No. Stop.

Made a friend

AKA ol dirty hogstard

*guy who definitely forgot my name voice* oh no dogg I definitely remember you, your name is uh

Why the fuck is this album cover in portrait

Doctor, please… it’s my son, he’s— he’s too handsome!

Took a break from editing today and finished a new draft of the last pilot I wrote.

It's totally unmarketable and will probably be the last comedy I ever write for myself.

Sometimes writing is just therapy. That's fine too.

There’s an enormous cargo truck taking all of these from restaurants with outdoor seating. Spring has spring in Los Angeles.

Heaving a weary sign as I once more must tap the sign.

I am TREME’s strongest soldier.

Nicky “Badonka” Pads 🇵🇸 1 and 3 are funnier, 2 and 4 are more realistic.

Also this was their logo, so I humbly suggest “Pinkeyes.”

Enrico Matassa 🌹 I thought it was supposed to be a spoof / reference of MARATHON MAN. IIRC they’re running in the same place he runs in the film.

AMERICAN GRAFFITI.

Side note: Apparently the studio hated that title and had a list of alternates, one of which was SUMMERBLOOD. Which honesty is a fucking all-timer of a name!

Twitter is very weird and cruel and will absolutely make shit up to justify the pile-on of the day!

Bitter Script Reader Wonder if we were on the same tram!

S/O bought me this new for Christmas and it cost over a hundred bucks. Several discs just straight-up don’t work.

So uhhh if you want one of these caveat emptor I guess.

My fucking alma mater aiming snipers at the students, what the fuck is going on?

Hey IU remember when you guys let THE LITERAL FUCKING KKK be a university-accredited club because of free speech? Where the FUCK is that energy now?