Haha I just smooched with my husband in a pool. Apparently not the Done Thing according to some on here. I don’t care. I never mind seeing PDA. Love to see people in love, as long as they’re keeping it PG in public.

taylor swift every time it's august:

I reckon the amount of weight I’m stacking on with all this delicious food and booze I may well be able to get my hands on mounjaro when I get back, not even joking.

Room’s being cleaned so this MVRN

See Donny is paying for a hideous nouveau ballroom while the public services continue to die in the US. If he’s got spare change down the back of the sofa to fund this white elephant, perhaps he could divert the funds to something worthwhile instead?

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Do I splash out on a posh bottle of final night wine with dinner, or do we have a glass each and I get us some wine when we go home? (Hand luggage only, so no bringing any back this time)

Holiday cat Romeo just stole Jonathan Stephens’s sun lounger

Couldn’t fault this hotel. We are checking out today but don’t need to leave til about 4ish for our flight. The next guests want our room asap, so the hotel have given us a SUITE for the day, free of charge. Photo doesn’t do it justice. We’re just lazing on the sofa!

It’s 39 degrees now, we’re on the way to the airport. I doubt we’ll feel much difference when we get off the plane at home at midnight? 😆 Forecast for 29 at that time in Spain. Think it’ll be a shade cooler in Stansted 😆

blocking isn't enough i wanna throw tomatoes at you like you're a medieval criminal

Hommmmmmeeeeee. Quite tired now. Forgot the A21 closure so that added a bit of time and stress, but all in one piece and tea made.

They’re playing the OG version of Bad Blood on Radio 2. Which is fine, but I prefer Taylor’s voice on the Taylor’s Version. I only feel Style is better on the OG.

I have gone back to bed. Only been up 4 hours 😆

I’m knackered. I might go to bed in a moment. All I have eaten today is an almond croissant. I feel stuffed.

I always worry that one day, I’ll lose my temper and patience on here and tag the people who have been utter horrors in real life. And finally let rip with the unvarnished truth. Of course, I wouldn’t want to give them the satisfaction. Sometimes it’s VERY tempting, though

‘Lowkey’ is lowkey one of the worst phrases ever.

Some men are INSUFFERABLE about things that they have no right to speak of, aren’t they?

Back when I was 18, would probably have been the KLF, New Order or the Charlatans. Or Adamski, which was massive that summer. Now, I’d be fully streaming Chappell Roan because that’s what I was listening to today in the car!

I have just seen a wig on a man on here which is actually a lot worse than the Ibiza bloke’s who looks like a Doozer. I can’t get over it