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and is there a Lady Jim?

“I was in the Yale Political Union”

Risk-averse? I just play the board game, I didn’t know there was a whole expanded universe

Kid who loves getting his mouth washed out with soap because it tastes like cilantro

We gotta put this thing down

“I’m doing a bit” yeah, well I’m doing a lot

“you’re under arrest” well i was until you just woke me up

Am I crazy or is it just… a van

The postgraduate degree is commanding respect

You’d think people with a sweet tooth would be licking it constantly

A smarter King Midas who turns everything to crypto

ME: Can I say something without— FRIEND 1: shut up shut UP FRIEND 2: dude WHAT are you doing *the monster from A Quiet Place screeches*

Tell me about a complicated man

Yeah… I’m still smarter

“It’s Opposite Day” you can just say Night

Not worthy to sire children, extremely competent to raise them

I miss the Old Norm

What a terrible name for an athlete, it reminds me of that disease