Comedians: America had it coming, cause ya know we fucked up those countries n shit, and yeah theyre like pretty culturally backward, too, u seen how they treat their women? Ya man super fucked up, no wonder those horny mfrs did 9/11, thought theyd get virgins n shit!

When's the next lockdown, getting bored and need time to pursue my whims again

Deathspell Omega rules

Full almost double rainbow

Not sure if anyone else watches Scorned by Muses every now and then. That guy Taylor or w/e is fascinating to watch because hes so smug and self assured of his opinions but when he starts to try and explain his reasoning he just sounds like a first year philosophy student lol

The Purge coin. "FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT" like highschoolers calling attention to a brawl

Maybe im manifesting this bc this big Full Moon coming up or something but my bitch manager ratted on me to HR, for having like $20 errors that are later resolved, and I got my first written warning, the 2nd in the series of 3. How do I turn this into unemployment benefits?

As a 36 yr old there is something perverse and comedic about being scolded and reprimanded by a 23 year old christian girl who wears long skirts everyday and still lives with her parents. At least the schizophrenic lady who name drops every person in the area raved about me today

Wow man. If my day couldnt get any worse, my impulse buy kurzweil rg200 arrived totally busted.

Couple shots of tequila and a couple beers time to put up shelves

I was admiring how stiff he looked in his leather coat