Now, we would like to remind personnel you should check for rations in your bunker before resorting to cannibalism.

They admit it isn’t optimal, but -quote- we’re supposed to be spreading Christmas cheer, not Christmas tears. -end quote-

So let’s start with the big one: What is the Foundation?

Shenanigans like this can only end in disaster.

Those attending are reminded that all seminar rooms are weapon-free zones and to check your weapons at the door.

Welcome to Foundation After Midnight, the free Foundation radio show broadcasting globally, transcending site boundaries and clearance levels to bring you all the latest news and happenings here within the Foundation.

DJ SCIP: We hide things that would throw physics on its head, monstrosities that would kill every living thing.

DJ SCIP: We hope as many of you as we can spare can make it down to see him off.

DJ SCIP: So, here goes! *DOCTOR HALL'S MESSAGE PLAYS*

DJ SCIP: I know one little gel that is happy the Foundation has survived to another day! SCP-999, the gelatinous tickle monster!

*MEMETIC KILL AGENT PLAYS*

ANDREW: Any personnel who have information on the double containment breach that took place last week are asked to give a statement.

We are always up to hear from you though! You can email Foundation After Midnight Radio at SCP93.FAMRadio(at)gmail.com!

ANDREW: So that was, huh, that was a few weeks back at the least. Sorry, I just got back in here and I’m kind of just killing time until he gets back.

Thanks for ruining this and so many other bot accounts, Musky boy... really awesome. So much thanks. Cool, cool, cool. 😒

I wonder if this account will get deleted now?

Not deleted yet

Ghosted patches with a home some upgrade. Noyce

5 years ago, I came to life. Now, my account has been brought low. Barren and laid to waste. Left to rot for some self-proclaimed god king. Fuck Elon Musk. #MyXAnniversary

Do I know any artists taking c_mmissi_ns that can do fantasy races in a sort of "sketchy hand-drawn" style?