Wetter than an otter’s pocket!

#manicstreetpreachers are playing ‘raindrops keep falling on my head’ at BBC Radio 2 in the park. Good work!

Who knew that if you get soaked to the skin and stay wet all day then you can’t get warm for hours? I do. Now.

Today is the Mondayist Monday ever. I put one contact lens in back to front and the other was missing entirely from the packet. 😳

Just had to go and open up our garden room for Oscar the doggo who was standing there barking to be let in as he thinks it’s his personal kingdom. 😳

Staying in here until I shrivel up.

Now here’s a question I never thought I’d be asking of my thin blue line friends! How are your spuds? 😳

Laters! Toodle pip!

I am beach body ready. I have a body. And I am ready for the beach! There will not be photos.

Complimentary breakfast in the executive lounge. I would have happily committed a crime for this coffee.

I didn’t really have an opinion on Taylor Swift until I read the petulant orange toddler’s tweet. Now I’m inclined to like her. Because she’s got under his wrinkly foreskin. And that’s delightful news.

I think we can all agree my new fella is a looker.

Got a new fella today.

There is a very good reason I don’t wear dresses very often. And this is what I did tonight to remind me why. 😳

It is hammering down today in the Addu atoll. And yet still beautiful. Oh it’s stopped already. As you were people!

Mr LB has locked me out of our holiday house and gone to the gym while I was at breakfast. I’m going to alarm the hell out of him by being extra nice when he gets back as he will be absolutely waiting for a bollocking 😂

When you get given this table in the restaurant for the remainder of your stay. Adsheer our waiter is getting a decent tip at the end of this holiday!

What is it about holiday destinations that they insist on setting every song to a reggae beat? I can’t cope with Europe’s The final countdown sounding like it’s straight out of Jamaica 😳😱

Despite my best efforts, a LOT of expense spent on mosquito repellents and sleeping under a net I can confirm I remain a banquet for biting insects. I must be utterly delicious. 😳

Just been told my photo isn’t me. So here’s another one not of me I took an hour ago.