jigsaw: in front of you are two bell peppers. one cures you from the poison running through your body and one turns you into a gorilla. choose wisel- me:

Don’t be serving meatballs down the middle, kid

Taylor Swift watching the drunkest humans she’s ever seen jumping through flaming tables in Buffalo next week

you gotta pick a less appealing image to make your point bc this is raw as hell

a goofy movie is about how goofy and max are both cool in their own ways and learning to see that in one another. an extremely goofy movie is about goofy dunking on his son in every department. balls too hard, skates too tough, bitch too bad, fuck them kids

Blessed and grateful to be selected to play in Maryland Big33. Team MD Big 33 Coach Bassler . Tanardo Sharps Scott Johnston #teammaryland

John Collins: exists Anthony Edwards :

This is how you distract Nikola Jokic in the playoffs

this mf really left his girl in a room with a bee and she folded 😭

He probably a beast on Super Smash Bros

Something I will say about the Family Guy Star Wars specials is they have some jokes clearly borne from growing up seeing these movies a million times.

Blessed to receive my first collegiate offer from McDaniel College Football !! Tanardo Sharps Scott Johnston Coach Dale Piercy

I used to date her cousin Darcy Coldbeeronafridaynight

Luka and Kyrie the best black man white man combo since the Dudley boys

show up to a game with a baggy ass 1 sleeve hoodie under your uniform you’ll be riding the bench. try me.

Leaving my fake job (Head Coach @ Utep) for my real life job

FANTASY CHAMPIONS RISE UP 🏆

Steelers are releasing defensive tackle Montravius Adams.

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