happy Father’s Day to the dads who don’t suck

There really are some real ones left. This guy and me

I can assure you I am proper sick of every Oiler’s fan sharing “what the Oilers need to do”

Iran leads the league in vague ominous threats

was on the edge of my seat for Netflix’s American Man Hunt: Osama Bin Laden. But they got him

I’ve golfed a lot of golf and let me be honest - I hate golf

It’s been 28 years, when the f*ck is Nike re-releasing these

Put me in charge of Reebok’s design department and I swear to god I’ll have that brand hot by Christmas time

Simon Says is a STUPID game about POWER and CONTROL

My man is running a muff on his neck

how your email will find us next week Sacha

If we look greasy, it’s because we are Marquee Las Vegas

Your president is selling fragrances 😂😂😂

You guys might take me lightly on here and that’s fine but I need you to know we have a family ghost story

out of office notification The Cosmopolitan Sacha

I can’t believe the pedophiles didn’t release the list of pedophiles

The Wiggles sucks ASS after they changed the lineup

shocking 😂😂😂

How do I get a buyout like Bradley Beal? 97 million NOT come to work anymore 😭😭😭

My grandma said “keep $5 in your pocket just in case you see a cute girl and you can get her Iemonade” grandma these bxtches don’t want lemonade they want ChaneI bags 😩