Thinking about running for President and my whole platform will just be “I’ll add an extra trash pickup the day after Christmas”.

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My son has apparently entered his “gold chain era”. An important era for all young men.

Video game execs: it’s like a dark version of Mario Kart battle mode, just need some driving music from you

Rob Zombie’s “Dragula” on Twisted Metal 4:

I've got a lot of new favorite teams this upcoming season. Can't wait to cheer on the Pelicans, Lakers, and Suns!

Congratulations to Joe Biden, the 11th President of 2020!

This is a stupid question. But, is today the brightest day in Oklahoma history?

Yes.

IKEA may also be interested in TikTok but they are still trying to put together a bid.

You might think that Apple could find a way to not show the text 'Processing Payment' after you click to download a free app and make you go 'o wait, did I...?'

Why am I, in the Year of our Lord 2020, receiving a notification saying 'iTunes is still processing album artwork, are you sure you want to quit?'. Why are you even open iTunes? And WHY are you STILL processing artwork!?

Coming at you weekly!

Imagine shopping and using the 'Sort by Price: High to Low' mode.

After sleeping on it, let's make it official. Hey Arnold, Doug, Rugrats.

I need people to listen to the episode and @marvel at how money I was with my guesses.

NBA: We are going to have games with players but without fans.

OKC: We are going to have games with fans but without players.

I grew up dirt poor in the USSR, my family benefitted from welfare when we arrived here as refugees, we cleaned offices at night for years to make ends meet.

And now people see the company I helped start in Times Square.

Feeling overwhelmingly grateful and undeservedly lucky.

If you need to skip back more than 10 seconds on Netflix, you might as well just start the episode over.