Why are we still ‘asking’ Boris to resign? Imagine you were shite at your job, kept fucking up, lying and getting found over n over and instead of your boss firing your ass they just keep asking you to resign. And you can just say no fuck that am staying 😂

I’m no life expert but if I can give anyone advise it’s this… Find something you love doing and find a way to make it a career. Find someone you love being with and be with them as much as you can. We’re all dead soon so might as well enjoy this shit as much as possible.

Most news outlets attempt to answer the question: “What are the worst things happening on Earth today?” It’s a big planet! Obviously, some bad things are happening somewhere at any given time, but focusing relentlessly on those does not give an accurate picture of reality.

I’ve created a blog for people to share their stories and experiences relating to mental health. I would be super grateful to anyone who shares this. I really think it could help people. mentalsoup.co.uk

Is it just me that thinks Paolo Nutini’s new music is some of his best? Not getting talked about nearly enough

This sounds like it could be the best movie ever made. And it will be Ray Liotta’s final film so I really hope it is.

My birds Da just sent her a video of a lassie ploughing herself 🤦‍♂️ Collette/Colin easy mistake eh 😂

Possibly the greatest (unreleased) song of all time youtu.be/SpLPTJOB-9U

Clickbait at is finest 😂

Wee guys intae everything

All of Scotland right now

My Dad had my wee cousin out as an apprentice on the tools for a week for work experience. He says he had to nickname him E.T cause he kept asking when he was going home 😂

What you upto? No much mate just…

It’s September I’ll no need sun cream

The cost of living in the uk is slowly turning me into Tam Mullen.

blowin’ a hoolie is excellent patter

The wife slept in so I got our toddler to go scoosh her with Febreeze. I thought she would wake up fresh but she’s fucking raging.