Data gathering time!! Meatstick possessors only! How many days a week do you guys jork it? Curious to see what ya'll habits are like.

Today's the day

Follow this hot round balloon fox and let's make him bigger >:3

I need a muscle boy to lather up in oils and butter~ And maybe see about making his belly bigger~ This pup would have such a bad influence on him~ Could it be you?

I'm gonna start sending that Job Application meme template to folks that keep messaging me every waking minute because clearly they do not have one :3

Rip Tom Lehrer I first heard of him in high school science class as our teacher showed us 'The Elements' song which I quickly memorised and can still recite off by heart. His satire music and hate for NEW MATH, helped me through a lot of long revision sessions making me laugh too

most people aren't even aware of what's going on

Yoga pants and big bellies spilling over the top will grab my attention quicker than... MACH FUCK (Just saying 👉👈👀) (Please send your bellies to my dm, as the restricted uk porn laws are making my balls feel like bloated grapefruits)