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Scott Goss

@scottgossdel

Communications Director for the Delaware State Education Association but mostly just Lily Olive’s pops.

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Don’t let anyone trivialize crying over spilled milk. Crying is the most reasonable response. If I spill another drop of that liquid gold, @MaddyinMilford might set this whole house on fire.

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Dear Surf Bagel, The new Milford, Delaware location is great. Now, for the love of yeasted wheat, please consider coming to downtown Dover. Local fans of bacon, egg and cheese sandwiches desperately need you. You’re welcome to stay with @MaddyinMilford and I until you find a place.

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With the rise of AI, will humanity finally put aside its differences and accept that all these spooky ass “ghost caught in 4k” videos have always been fake?

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My wife, having cried her way thru the many traumatic birth scenes in House of Dragon just weeks before giving birth, now holding our sleeping 3 wk old daughter in her lap: “You want to watch the first episode of Last of Us?” Jfc HBO, why you do us like this?

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For the children, they mark, and the children, they know The place where the sidewalk ends. (Spoiler: It’s Schutte Park. The sidewalk ends in Schutte Park.)

For the children, they mark, and the children, they know
The place where the sidewalk ends.

(Spoiler: It’s Schutte Park.
The sidewalk ends in Schutte Park.)
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Things they don’t tell you about parenthood: Having a baby will dramatically increase the number of strangers who knock on your door for ABSOLUTELY NO GODDAMN REASON!!!!

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Men in their 40s: I don’t use TikTok because I’m not a child. Also men in their 40s: Check out this hilarious video! (Uses Facebook Messenger to send a 6 month old TikTok that’s been uploaded as an Instagram reel)

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I’ve officially reached the stage of parenthood where The Happy Song is playing in your head on a 24-hour continuous loop. Through the valleys and the hills, away we go.