My whole deal is waiting for political ticket announcements and then demanding that SNL hire non-cast-members to play them

I found a good test of if you’re an idiot

10 Turtles

DUDE that's insane, I self-taped for Fax Bahr

theory: Trump has given the exact same speech 10000 times since 2015 & the media randomly assigns that he’s “changed, subdued” or “unhinged, spiraling” because they’re bored

Oh man I just remembered this brilliant Scott Gairdner video.

Today, a very personal episode. A comprehensive history of 1980s football raps and cheaply-made gladiator films

Yes, the perfect venue to prove you aren't toxic

Nope, nothing weird here

Brilliant macho strongman Donald Trump has been 100% unraveled by his opponent’s name

Wow, I found what I assume is a lost clip of comedian Rip Taylor. What a legend, what a voice!

One option would have been not inviting her

The new millennium begins December 6, 2024. Can't wait, congrats Kyle Mooney & Evan Winter! 🤖

They could save some time and write the article "Chick-Fil-A Plus Is Bankrupt" right now

Coming up, Mindy Kaling will call Pelosi "brat"! But first, a half hour speech by a sex criminal!

Bzz bzz 🐛

I never have more fun on this podcast than when we're dumpster diving Six Flags

Wow! Congrats Everybody's In LA editing team!

One thing dramas always get right about comedy writers: we deeply care that you say "sketch" and not "skit". To get this wrong is worse than any racial slur