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a seemingly innocent mixup that allowed him to plant a thumbprint scanner on the door handle

we’ve never met before, right? 🎭 🤿

hope is not a strategy 🪂 🚁

he’s a mind-reading, shape-shifting incarnation of chaos 🚕 🚞

happy MISSION IMPOSSIBLE day to all my IMF homies

you’ve always been on the right side brother ❤️

Ethan…

Went to see “Mission: Impossible – The Final Reckoning” in IMAX. It begins with Tom greeting the audience and ends with a glance he throws our way. This wasn’t a film about Ethan Hunt saving the world from the threat of digital domination — it was a film about Tom Cruise, putting

twitter is where all the bad kids hang out now and Bluesky is the gifted and talented program but everyone knows we will all swap places when we grow up

why do we all get such dopamine from tracking the stupid little packages heading our way? Oooo it’s in Kentucky Ooooo it’s in my city Ooooo it’s on a little truck that will come to me today at some magical time

had been hearing nonstop that the first hour is terrible so when i watched it and thought it was great i knew this movie was going to be good as hell

I’m telling you non-stop texting with haptics at full volume in public will eventually create the next John Wick or Michael Douglas in FALLING DOWN

There are no bad "Mission: Impossible" Films

the ennui is extra ennui-y today, shoutout to all my fellow ennui-feelers

you ever watch a flock of doves take flight and think “man, John Woo was right about everything?”

when my new script fails to launch my career

unironically hope this is showing you all how incredibly gifted Hunter S Thompson was as a writer because this dude is on a similar drug regimen and where Hunter could effortlessly fill 500 pages with the most compelling writing you’ve ever seen Musk can’t even tell a one liner