The Doberman was playing a little rough this morning and bit the GF in the boob. I could have told her she doesn’t like that… Now we are both in the dog house. But I didn’t do anything? Guilty by association I guess.

Some Karen called animal control on me today for leaving my pet in my truck for 10 min (It was running with the AC on) before anyone freaks out. I was outside a Walmart. I should have known some people aren’t smart enough to realize my dog was ok.

What we have ICE in Eastern WA? They haven’t done anything to date, are incompetent or don’t know how to find criminal illegal aliens?

I am out of town and my GF is going thru my stuff. She asked if these were corn holders? I said hell no, that was part of my inheritance. #innovativeWealth

A State Department of Fish and Wildlife sent a letter to a home/landowner asking permission to access a creek on his property to document the decline in a particular species of unheard of frogs. The property owners' response in the second letter is EPIC. Letter from Dept. Of

I have made some observations lately. I think the economy is really struggling. I have noticed some bartenders who have the goods wearing lower cut shirts to attract more customers and keep us there longer. I forced myself to eat my lunch in only 3 hours today. #innovativeEconomy

At least Damian Mason has the sense to leave in the summer. I still question his winter time travel destinations... #InnovativeHotterThanHell

Thank you Democrats.

I have an acquaintance that is a perennial shit show. He just got a new job. I joked have you been written up yet? It has been a week. Well…I took my decals off my company truck. Boss didn’t have any? WTF? I don’t wanna get in trouble when they see me doing 100mph in my truck?😂

Had both my adult kids in my town today. Neither stopped by. They were too busy. I miss them a ton but just think how much money I just saved!

I am not a fan of people burning the American flag. However you shouldn't be protected or surprised from getting your ass beat by someone or citizens who respect what our flag stands for. If you don't like this country, leave...it is that simple.

Have you ever got a bid for something and when you hear the number, think, holy shit, you think I just fell off the turnip truck? How far behind are your sales? Tons of apologies, excuses and stories. Covid, tariff’s. Cost of business.

This is the second shitter I have raced to this morning. Sometimes the world is conspiring against me to shit myself I swear. And to the asshole shooting up in the reserve bathroom there should be a time limit.

I find it interesting when companies lose sight or reality of their customers needs. I guess you can't blame them when they focus on feel good changes like a logo or feel good marketing projects. It is easier than focusing on the real hard solutions of economics or customer needs

I am home this morning, our kitchen is a disaster zone. Tore the house apart looking for the Simple green degreaser. Text the GF, where is it? Oh I have it here at work... I guess we get to subsidize our county with cleaning supplies too. For the record I tried to clean house.

Si Si Si...🤣🤣🤣

When you promote and protect evil and try and mask it as normal there are consequences. These leaders are also guilty. We are in a true war of Good versus Evil.

Wonder why Bob? Could it be all the crime?

You feed the rats of society they get fat and multiply.

#InnovativeMoneyLaundering