Yes, there is such a thing as a “charm boner”. Just means you are utterly charmed by someone to the point of a bone on. This is an excitement thing, not sexual, but often misinterpreted. I can’t seem to walk around anywhere poppin’ bone without someone complaining so let’s

The reaction to Colbert getting fired is funnier than anything Colbert has done in years.

"A paper that doesn't hate its country? Not with my sweat and tears. GOOD DAY SIR."