when the CAPTCHA makes me decide if the corner of the traffic light being in another square counts (whatever I choose first is wrong)

Parents in the 90s: “Don’t trust strangers on the internet.” Same parents today: “ArrestJoeBiden.patriotnews.ru says Democrats are putting mind-control chips in the COVID vaccine? Here’s a picture of a crying girl with an extra hand holding a puppy Democrats don’t care about her.”

Seems a little unusual to announce an undercover operation in a press release

It takes some kind of balls to even suggest this to the creator of The Wire:

Maybe government agencies don't need rapid response these aren't campaigns. Stop posting stupid AI slop political memes and stick to the actual purpose of the agency. The Hatch Act isn't a suggestion. Do your job.

Trump Mobile is now selling refurbished iPhones and Samsungs and calling them "brought to life in the USA" refurbing a phone does not mean it was "brought to life in the USA" lmao

lol

not now honey I’m still installing my 404 MB app to print two pages of paperwork

So when is Musk leaving?

What It says is they wanted a mouthpiece with no intention of doing any real Journalism.

Bro would have gotten the pentagon papers and narced to the pentagon.

Well, that was awfully quick.

“Stop using our religion for your activism,” Says the group actively using religion for activism.

hahaha

Not TikTok US selling literal swastikas in the TikTok shop. 🤦‍♂️ (And yes I know the symbol’s origins)

Rest in peace Isiah Whitlock Jr.

This is really going to hurt his reelection chances.