Shortest leadership bid in history

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Absolutely brilliant.

Why haven’t we seen anything like this from Scottish comedians or our media?

🇺🇸 FOX JOURNALIST AMONG DOZENS ARRESTED #TEXAS

University of Texas Palestine protest leads to more than 30 arrests, including FOX 7 photographer. -Fox7

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Police Scotland said that SNP Ministers got a 2 day warning about Peter Murrell's re-arrest.

Humza Yousaf previously said he had only heard about the news of the charge when police issued their statement on the day.

Sounds a bit suspect does it not?

thetimes.co.uk/article/peter-…

🔺UK security minister urged to intervene after almost £400,000 of Scottish government money was given to a “suspected Iranian front entity”.
thetimes.co.uk/article/fcc9b5…

Most voters expect Scottish independence within 10 years. According to a poll published 25 years ago today.

Err… guys…?

Researchers have discovered that some populations of monkeys have entered their Stone Age.

They have started using stone tools to break nuts and shellfish, making them a further type of primates to do so after us.

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Curiosity 🪐 Titan is Saturn’s largest and weirdest moon. In fact, it’s more like a planet: Titan is the only moon in the solar system with an atmosphere, and it has a gravity that is similar to Earth’s. It even has lakes and rivers—except on Titan, the “waterways” are actually liquid…

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Today in Holyrood we will give the SNP, Labour, the Lib Dems and others the chance to fix their mistake and vote to repeal Humza Yousaf’s Hate Crime Act.

You can also have your say by joining the Scottish Conservatives campaign to scrap this bad SNP law👇🏻

action.scottishconservatives.com/scrap-snp-hate…

Sophia Khalifa graduated from Stanford University after having studied in Israel with high ambitions.

She is an Arab Muslim and proud Israeli citizens.

She says that Arabs don’t have more freedoms in any other Middle Eastern country than Israel

Massimo One of my favorite Icelanders

There is something particularly offensive about people who display their books according to colour.

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/6517…

Some points regarding the overnight Iranian missile attack on Israel:

1. Contrary to what pundits are saying, this wasn’t designed merely as “bells and whistles” with no damage.

When you shoot 350 flying objects timed to hit Israel at the same moment,
when you use three…

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A trans-identified male just dominated the Girls 200m Varsity at the Sherwood Need for Speed Classic in Sherwood, Oregon.

Aayden Gallagher, a boy who 'identifies' as a girl, set a new record after easily defeating his female competitors.

Every country involved in targeting Israel just volunteered themselves as targets for the mother of all counter strikes.