The town of Dildo in Newfoundland has an annual festival, Dildo Days, which is led by their mascot, Captain Dildo. #WhatTheFact

Hey everyone I need y’all big time! Today each RT counts as 2 votes! #ProBowlVote Blake Martinez

Last day to #ProBowlVote fans. Appreciate the support yall too good to me ✊🏾😎 - Davante Adams EVERY RETWEET IS A VOTE‼️

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Sandlot in 2017...

Canadian NAFTA demand #34: All Americans have to start calling soda "pop."

Vancouver, Toronto & Calgary among world's most liveable cities. "It's so liveable!" said a guy putting his whole paycheque on his mortgage.

SOURCES SAY Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau hope to have NAFTA deal by end of 2017 so they can focus on World War III.

Some would call this art, I would just call it stupid. x.com/ultrabrilliant…

Study finds 1 in 4 of Canadians currently use marijuana. And the other three are patiently waiting for them to pass the joint.

Our new album is available for pre-order worldwide today! Highly anticipated... by our parents.

Aaron Rodgers is back in Green Bay & in the meeting rooms as the #Packers return from the bye week. 📰: pckrs.com/jh57a

.The East Pointers another great album boys, she's on repeat on at the office! #islandroots #twoweeks #turnedintotenyears #calgarybound

Keep an eye out this weekend - it's that time of year. #clubbing #clubhopper #littleblackdress #hinterlandwhoswho #hinterland #ladiesnight #dancing #flutepoem #winter #lineups #coatcheck #jabroni #22minutes

5 things you should know about Canadian real estate in 2018: 1. You 2. Can't 3. Afford 4. To 5. Buy

Jeez and I thought smuggling weed in bounce sheets made it taste bad, imagine some high octane ⛽️ mixed with your 🍺...desperate times... x.com/whattheffacts/…

Fuck humans are stupid, as if an f’ing gopher can predict anything, literally the stupidest tradition going... x.com/foxnews/status…

As if Eddie the Eagle and #LizSwaney aren’t gonna end up bumping uglies.