It is I, Grammy-award winning Beethoven sunbaenim. Of course I have been nominated for your insignificant local music ceremony again.

Of course, a hearty congratulations to the equally-talented 방탄소년단 and Coldplay

.방탄소년단 is now a 5x #GRAMMYs nominee.

More planning than any fic I’ve ever written but that’s to be expected

A little thing from the upcoming chapter of When Do You Get the Rush of Euphoria? (Which honestly rn never but I digress): “A parachute?” Jungkook asks dumbly. “Yes! You can’t just PUSH me off a plane!” “Oh.” Taehyung sighs, done, but then- “But what if I jump with you?”

Fic where quiet nature lover Namjoon rides his favorite safari trip once a week but one day this really pretty man shows up …and starts screaming mating calls at the endangered species to “save them”

Why did you not bring the other kookies I’m crying

listen this is the most i can do without jumping off a bridge.

So I've been in literal hell recently but I hath returned and I will have a brief explanation + little surprise (that will probably not interest most of you) and a promise of updates on four different works in the coming weeks! Stay safe y'all it's a dangerous time to be alive

Chapter 5 of Cuc(Koo) is out! (archiveofourown.org/works/41920602…). There's a long note at the bottom with some explanation + a little link to lil "gift" but otherwise, rest assured that I will be devoting more time on my weekends towards pushing out updates! Stay healthy and non-stressed!

Why are my favorite favorite fandoms: 1) [('방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS', 363) 2) ('K-pop', 3) 3) ('Fandom - Fandom', 3) 4)('Prestuplenie i nakazanie | Crime and Punishment - Fyodor Dostoyevsky', 3) I SWEAR I WAS ONLY CHECKING TO SEE IF CRIME & PUNISHMENT HAD A FANDOM ahh

OKAY OKAY chapter 10 of "Touch Me, Destroy Me, But Never Let Go of Me" is officially up (archiveofourown.org/works/18935407…) we finally hit 60k words with this one, oh my lord. That took a lot longer than I was planning, mostly because we've got some twists and turns in this chapter

OKAY HELLO Chapter 11 of Touch Me, Destroy Me is also up (archiveofourown.org/works/18935407…). It's short but you can consider it a 5k add-on to the last chapter since that one was only like 8k. I promise we get heated soon, too! (The maid outfit tag 'bout to be very relevant.)

Also idk what it is but I've found I can't like "evil" characters that try to be nice. Like my dark characters gotta be full on into the darkness with 0 return except for exactly 1 exception which is either the sweetest baby angel or an undyingly loyal henchman no mercy otherwise

See koofied is a word I never knew I needed but now I do so I guess special thanks to Elonnie for getting me on the bird app damn

Petty is turning on read receipts just to let one person know you did, in fact, leave them on read