That time when your Ma-in-Law (a seanchaí) was interviewed by Fred Sirieix and didn’t have a scooby who he was. Airs on ITV tomorrow apparently …

Hey Black Box Belfast . Any idea of stage times for The Vaselines this evening? Many thanks!

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Hey Limelight Belfast . Can you please follow me back so I can send you a DM? Cheers!

List five famous people you’ve met but ONE is a lie: 1. Kendrick Lamar 2. Nile Rodgers 3. Timmy Mallett 4. David Bowie 5. Bill Clinton

So, according to my Facebook and Insta feeds, the latest NI food blogger trend is people from Mid-Ulster and North Antrim buying ropey-looking takeaways, eating them in their car and saying: "Jesus, that's delicious, bai". So that's great.

Discovered a forgotten bottle of An Dúlamán Gin at the back of the shelf, so reminded myself what a bitchin’ Martini it makes.

Just saw the words "very unique" in a press release, and a little bit of me died inside.

Hey Limelight Belfast. Can I please get a follow back, so I can DM you about the Sleeper gig tickets I won a while back? Many thanks!

J'en ai marre ...

Just been along the Ormeau Road before the Charli xcx gig, and the youngsters’ outfits are *everything*. Not a single fuck being given in the parish and it’s joyous.

What with all this (gestures expansively) going on, it’s nice to just take a few minutes and breathe in the wildflowers coming into bloom.

Liberté. Égalité. Beyoncé. 🇫🇷

The delicious irony of raging against drag queens in libraries, despite demonstrably never having ventured anywhere near a library.

Hey Black Box Belfast . Any indication of stage times for Throwing Muses this evening please? Many thanks!

Does anyone want a ticket for Throwing Muses tonight?

Reasons to use a graphic designer #417:

Lads, this has *nothing* to do with Culture Night Belfast. There's been no engagement from Coors with the organisers and it's not programmed. It's just a multinational shamelessly trying to co-opt themselves into a great event, and has fuck all to do with local arts and culture.

This exchange reminds me of Twitter back when it was fun and funny.