Papalymo: Despite what you think, Lyse *is* vaccinated. I had to use a blowgun, but I got her.

//I got my prerelease kit today, and I am in fucking disbelief at my luck

Koana: *Pulls out a knife* Wuk Lamat: Oh no Koana: *Opens a cardboard box with it* Wuk Lamat: Oh, okay Koana: *Pulls a gun out of the box* Wuk Lamat: Oh no

//This is younger sibling bullying

Representing Sector 7, a creature so fearsome, so terrible, so mind-bendingly strong, that those of you with weak constitutions might want to leave the stadium. Ready or not, here they come. Bow down before the awesome might- This huge guy is carrying the real contestant, Tifa!

Do you want your room to smell like Ala Mhigo? Spoiler alert: it smells like sand and sandstone.

Yda: Lyse is at that age where girls only have one thing on their mind. Papaylmo: Boys? Lyse: Martial arts.

What do you call the phenomenon that happens when someone starts to turn after a vampire only touches them? Premature Edraculation

But what if I *am* lesbianism?

The best ping in League, imo

They look so good there Downside, its gonna be harder to get games out of there We all must make sacrifices

//I log in to gpose something, and I get this It looks kinda cool, but wtf did I press for this to happen?

Tfw when you're trying to text people and your wife has an idea

scrapped

Tfw you want cuddles, but you forget how muscular your gf is

“let’s call it a draw?” lyse hext the woman that you are [ #ffxiv ]

“you attract what you fear” AHHHH crimson garbed ala mhigan hyuran monk fleet of foot and fist ahhh I’m so scared

Final Fantasy XVI Complete Edition is out now on PlayStation 5! We're celebrating by giving away 30 #FF16 themed PS5 console covers. Read T&Cs and enter now: sqex.link/nkl3

//I know I haven't posted here in quite a while, but guess which mfs are back on their hateful shit