Octopuses punch fishes. YES. OCTOPUSES. PUNCH. FISHES!! Our new paper is out on Ecology, showing that octos express this behavior during collaborative hunting with other fishes. This was probably the most fun I had writing a paper. Ever! (small 🧵) esajournals.onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1002/ec…

Quarantine takes my skill of forgetting what day I put leftovers in the fridge but eating them anyway to new heights. Was the pizza from Thursday? Last Tuesday? Idk but it didn't smell bad so I ate it, and I'm fine!

I spent Christmas alone (with cat) but overall it was a good Christmas. I wish everyone a Happy Holidays this year- we did it! It probably was different than normal and sucked somewhat. But we did it!

Had a window strike by a little chickadee this morning so I postponed start-of-year-email sorting and made a big frog painting to keep birds from crashing into the window Hopefully it works!

Just in: The U.S. experienced an unprecedented 22 #BillionDollarDisasters in 2020, according to Auto Detailing #StateOfClimate report bit.ly/2MDCYRr

If he can't tweet-fire anyone anymore is he still the president?

Ok science twitter- like a week ago someone posted a list of papers their lab had thought were great 2020 papers after collating the list at the first meeting of the semester. I do not have the link nor do I remember more details...can anyone help 😅

Thanks @chrissyteigen the chocolate mousse was delicious!

I just want someone to tell me how I still lost all my hair ties and bobby pins when I haven't gone anywhere in months

This is awesome!!! Tadpoles: The Big Little Migration youtu.be/5S-lZtE1J6M

A quick reminder to all my fellow northerners about to open their mouths and comment on the weather in the south

It's #FreeMapMonday! Retweet and follow us for a chance to win the map of Badlands National Park, SD! #USGSStore (U.S. residents only)

Now that I have two temp positions I am able to afford Spotify premium again and it is GLORIOUS

Covid sucks cause I had to look up my childhood home on Googlemaps and then it told me the last time I visited home was 2 years ago 😭

I’ve watched this 19 times this morning.

I'm never on time with trends- almost two years into this thing I finally caught up to y'all and got a covid cat! Kiki, a 10 year old cat adopted from the humane society and she is a tiny terror and a tiny treasure all at once

how it started how it's going

cdisalvo PowerPoint slaps

y'all are cute and I love you but I just had to mute dall-e because when each of you posts the most amazing dall-e you made each hour it becomes insufferable very quickly

I'm looking for jobs again- this time I need to be in the Upper Midwest. I'm available late spring 2023 and am keeping my options open- as long as it's biology or ecology related I'm interested! I also have a cute lil application supervisor now 😍