The Democrats actually find their answer to the “How do we reconnect with young men” question about once every six months but it’s never a guy who will take a donation from Lockheed Martin so they consider the question unanswerable.

KNICKS TIED FOR FIRST PLACE IN THE 2025–2026 SEASON, LET’S GO.

This game may have been a bit disappointing, but my nephew is running around saying “he’s so good at basketball,” parroting me talking about SGA, so still a win.

NYC! TODAY IS THE LAST DAY TO VOTE IN THE MAYORAL PRIMARY! RANK ZOHRAN, NOT CUOMO. POLLS CLOSE AT 9PM. WE CAN DO THIS.

Once again — remember this is *before* ranked choice voting is complete, in which many more of these squares will likely end up with Mamdani. Incredible

81% OF VOTES ARE IN AND THIS IS WHERE IT’S AT?! NO FREAKING WAY.

Bumping this all night youtube.com/watch?v=iQVsVN…

NO MORE GRISTEDES 🙏

KICK ROCKS, BOZO. HAHAHAHAHAHA

This is the New York I know and love. The New Yorkers throwing garbage at Green Goblin New York.

CHOPPED CHEESE THE NUMBER ONE SANDWICH IN AMERICA.

After months of pre-production work, I'm happy to announce that the trailer for my new podcast with Sequoia Simone, Professional Talkers, is now live! It's a comedic advice show where we share our experiences with awkward conversations so you can avoid them. open.spotify.com/show/4xnGUf2UK…

wait I’m actually SO excited 👀

YO SEND ME THE THESIS! This rules.

German Pigeons in the Underground for Mike Schubert

For the past few months, I've been working on a new podcast with Sequoia Simone called Professional Talkers. It's a comedic advice podcast about navigating awkward conversations. I'm incredibly proud of our first episode, which is live now, AND HAS VIDEO! WOO! open.spotify.com/episode/0k9zef…

On this week's episode, we're joined by our first external expert, Sophia Benoit, to help us teach you how to avoid awkward first dates! Though it can seem daunting, just keep Sophia's grandpa's advice in mind: they can't eat you. Listen here: open.spotify.com/episode/2jRkB2…

RYAN MCMAHON.

THE SQUIRREL IS BACK. THE SEASON IS SAVED.

this is perhaps the most devastatingly clever mean nickname I've ever heard. legitimately took my breath away