they’re saying anyone who likes sydney sweeneys huge rack is a nazi

he couldn’t have done this in America? Instead he made us sit through SZA every 20 minutes? We could have had ScHoolboy Q or Doechii and instead we get SZA on an ant?

yeah fedex. Geniuses over there. Let’s deliver packages that require signatures during a workweek during work hours. Surely someone ordering thousands of dollars in car parts is jobless and will be home to sign for it.

Before Sydney Sweeney, women were terrified to wear denim. Until now. Thank you Sydney. Because of you, women can wear jeans and be beautiful for the first time!

Audi A8 mentioned

forged carbon trend needs to hurry up and die

millennials will never stop bringing up loss like anybody gives a fuck.

the flicking nerds

Typhoon #Podul #楊柳 is bringing thunderstorms, torrential rain, and very strong winds to southern Taiwan and along the central mountain range.

begging you all to go out into the world and talk to real people

“the aim community” says “the swastika community”

remember when your character would load in with a ghillie suit if you used a sniper

traegers are pieces of shit

people who constantly ask to borrow your pickup truck always look at you like you have three heads when you suggest that perhaps they should buy their own

I’m sorry for ever doubting you, Ziroy’s mom.

trump slowly gold trimming the white house is one of the funniest things he’s ever done

at least the Japanese are taking advantage of white American dudes fetishizing them

people replying to my hate comments calling me a hater as if I don’t know

bad fucking day to be a chicken tender hater