omg (Son) Goku from Dragon Ball is 孙悟空 / Monkey King

Continuing on my fake-it-till-you-make-it Japanese journey… cracks me up that I can do this:

Every time I overhear <generic asian english name>: Do I know this <generic asian english name> person?

these turbotax ads are brilliant

Happy visa resurrection day folks

orange alien app is down and I don’t know what to do between builds except to scroll blue bird app

It’s incredible how just setting numberOfLines = 0 makes Apple Music Classical miles better than the regular app.

Happy annual deportation season - USCIS

why the fuuuuuuaaaaaarkkkkkk is Messages set to repeat alerts after two minutes?!?!?!

iCloud photos is the worst piece of crap ever designed and whoever came up with it should be sentenced to help old people around the world to turn it off.

yo the border agent just said “welcome back” is this what it feels like to be american

RIP Photo Stream, the best photo service that iCloud Photos will never be.

Are they running GO party buses from Toronto to NYC? Seen in Bushwick

My bedroom floor is actually an LRU cache lol

Checking if milk has gone bad post-2020 has become difficult - need to check if my sense of smell and taste has gone bad too…

Getting sunburned on a foggy day in SF just feels rude

Hey CBP when am I getting my next “welcome back” I’m fiending for more

I forgot to tag off >:(