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The ones outraging over “gold diggers” are also the ones with no “gold” to lose in the first place. Just a crazy coincidence.

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Anyone who speaks Sylheti is a Bangladeshi. Just as anyone who speaks Sindhi is a Pakistani. Because Amit Malviya ne bol diya to bol diya. 🤡

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A brilliant exposé by the ever-brilliant Aabhas Maldahiyar 🇮🇳 on the vile Nizamuddin Auliya who still has his name plastered on the city like a middle finger from history. news18.com/opinion/opinio…

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“Bhakts” are railing Nitin Gadkari over ethanol. “Bhakts” are slamming Rekha Gupta over her jhadu theater. “Bhakts” keep condemning Ashwini Vaishnav over bad railway services. “Bhakts” criticize Sitharaman over taxes after every budget, if not all year round. Ever heard a

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When the going gets tough, managers have historically become the lowest hanging fruits and mostly for very understandable reasons.

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Shoutout to Kapil. They say it’s a “toolkit.” I don’t know if they’re right but even if they are, glad you’re being doggedly at the govt’s throat on the ethanol issue. This scam (I have no kind word to describe it) cannot be criticized enough. Thank you for doing this.

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Sorry pedants, but some of us were using the em dash long before ChatGPT or even AI became a thing—and will continue to. 😎

Sorry pedants, but some of us were using the em dash long before ChatGPT or even AI became a thing—and will continue to. 😎
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100% ethanol is literally daru with all water removed. Can’t wait for the day I and my car can drink the same stuff in the name of nationalism.

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Give our rich history of rollbacks over the past 5 years alone, I’d say good time to start shorting ethanol businesses. Of course, am no financial adviser, so go broke at your own risk.

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Why does this termite keep getting parole after parole? Is he really that indispensable to the BJP? And please don’t say “it’s the court, not the government,” we all know how this works.