F**k it. $1 to #TeamWater for every like this gets (until my credit card is maxed)

"my feet stink"

Shohei Ohtani is the first player in baseball history to be embroiled in a real estate battle and line into a triple play on the same day.

Fuck.

Speechless and forever grateful. What the fuck.

to do list: bite the hand that feeds me put all my eggs in one basket kill two birds with one stone let the cat out of the bag think inside the box burn bridges walk on thin ice play with fire

College so weird, bc what the fuck do you mean my assignment for the week is to sit and look out a window for 30 mins 😭

Ludwig tried starting a brand new Twitch channel from scratch. Here’s what happened. The rules: • Zero followers • Can’t use his name • No help from friends 5 hours later: He finally got 1 real chatter. The reality of small streaming hit HARD: 🧵

I was a wimpy kid till I touched that cheese 🧀

people be like "bear with me" and they don’t even have a bear with them

She just woke up 😻

Thank you God for everything. I will never be ashamed to declare you.

It doesn’t matter what side of politics you are on, what you agree and disagree with. Another human losing their life and leaving a family without a father is more important than whatever beliefs anyone has. There’s a serious problem, and discrediting it because of “sides” is so

Hi everyone, Just a PSA as there has been a lot going on behind the scenes. We have announcements coming this afternoon starting at 3pm EST. We look forward to sharing this information with you all and our next movement going forward. #AdxptOnTop

We are happy to announce Adxpt Scerbzz 💜 as our new content manager. Can’t wait to see what you do for the team with your creativity for content. 🔥🐐

Cutie otter 🦦