You're under no obligation to keep the same code you wrote 5 minutes ago.

FTC has links for checking if you were affected by the #EquifaxBreach and how to claim your #EquifaxSettlement get them #DollarDollarBillsYall (or monitoring...). Just don't miss out if you were affected. ftc.gov/enforcement/ca…

Turning 30 #LikeABoss open-faced grilled cheese #Adulting

Automated Email: Your access to _____ is about to expire. Me: Ah, I don't need that anymore 🤷‍♂️. Automated Email: Your access to _____ has been revoked. Me: OMG WHAT'S GOING ON!?!? 😭

Got an impossible whopper for the first time... I don’t know if they got my order right or wrong...

Will Neo and Trinity just use LTE to get in and out of #TheMatrix? Who has hard lines anymore? #Matrix4Questions What if the connection is spotty?

I think the "Install this site as an app" has to be one of my favorite features of Microsoft Edge so far... I'd like to customize the window border color for the "App" though.

Today I brushed my teeth without water to teach high schoolers about algorithms #JustTEALSThings @tealsk12org

Fun fact, in late September 2014 I got a job offer to work on #Windows10, I joined the #WindowsInsiders Program a week before I started. Insiders notifications helps me keep track of how long I've been at Microsoft.

Is #Skype still a thing? I keep hearing about #Zoom, #Teams, #Discord, and #Slack... but...

#PatchTuesday strikes again. #WindowsUpdate

Made a #PowerShell wrapper around pywal to support live reloading on #WindowsTerminal (#vscode is handled by wal theme plugin) github.com/scaryrawr/winw…

Dear white people, For days you’ve asked me what you can do to help. I’ve finally found an answer. Let your guard down and listen.

If you can reach out to your congress representatives about standing up to the ICE and SEVP changes house.gov/representative… . Thanks.

Do you ever think "Darn those Linux users with their steam locomotives..."? Turns out... you can build against pdcurses to have it on Windows as well! #ChooChoo (also... turns out sl is an alias for set-location in PowerShell...). Fork of sl: github.com/scaryrawr/sl

#VOTE instagram.com/p/CGm6MW_H45A/…

Sharing devdocs.io via DevDocs. It's crazy all the documentation you can search at once, and offline mode is amazing. If you've ever tried coding in the park, you want devdocs 🤣

Do you ever get a proof of concept working, think "I should clean this up..." and then just push it to GitHub anyways since it... kinda of works?

Enable dark themes in WSLg! (Don't install gnome-tweaks) scaryrawr.github.io/linux/spotify/…

I helped make this. 👀 #MicrosoftEmployee