If you love someone, be brave enough to tell them. Otherwise, be brave enough to watch them loved by someone else.

Just had a vegetarian meal with a nonalcoholic beverage at a restaurant whose produce are 80% locally grown. Feeling pretty smug.

When the Spice Girls chose their 'Spicy' alter-ego nicknames, the girl with the biggest boobs should have chosen to go by Spice Rack

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4 Diet-Friendly Breakfast Recipes to Start Your Day - bit.ly/1blkFsP

"only watch up to two hours of tv a day" oh well i dont have time to watch tv because i stay on the internet all day so im good and healthy

There's always that one kid in your class that reminds the teacher that there was homework the night before.

So everyone knows, it's frowned upon to yell "Hot potato" when someone hands you a baby and toss it back to them

Am I the only one who thinks the Pringles guy and Monopoly guy are related?

The last four letters of the word "queue" are just there because they saw a queue forming and hoped it was for something good.

The Joys of Being in a Relationship - bit.ly/1Rb6BCh

Just found James Franco in the alley behind my apartment playing checkers with a pigeon.

when something funny happens i can guarantee you im that one friend who keeps laughing even though everyone else stopped 10 minutes ago

6 Places Women Want To Be Touched - lamborgenius - bit.ly/1BBChvX

If my boss wants me to stop looking at my phone she better start adding jokes to her emails and cat pictures to her Excel spreadsheets.

B*itch Do you need some toilet paper for that mouth of yours?

7 Reasons to Admire Ellen DeGeneres - bit.ly/1blkygF