spilled water on my laptop going to keep working till i just ... can't anymore?? is that how this works

90% of the world's business logic runs in Microsoft Excel

you don't know how good life is until you turn off linkedin notifications. who cares who's looking at my profile??

normalize non-video meetings 🙏

eff it. it's 2020. use all the !!! and :) :) :( in emails you want

did you know pomegranate seeds are not supposed to taste like nail polish

Don't spend 6 minutes doing something by hand when you can spend 6 hours failing to automate it.

when I leave the Zoom and my smile disappears I do feel like a serial killer

For any of my friends considering flying United Airlines, watch out, their flight attendants will curse about your children to you on the phone by finding your number after you’ve left the flight. He said “YOU people always bring your children everywhere.” Wth does that mean? #racist

the desperation is real 😬

ending an email with "Long live data!" is peak 2021

My friend after 15 years as a software engineer

twitter is not a real place

schedule for later features were made for working parents

What a crazy day it was. #wawx #pnw

index on your strengths, outsource your weaknesses. win at life 🥳

My users just found some obscure button where I literally just forgot to code the actual functionality. Working on adding it now, but the button has been there for over a year. Still think you need to add that extra feature?