FUNFACT. I HAV9E 9 LIVES LEFT

KILLINHGH MYHUILSELJKF IN FRONT OF YOU NINE (9) TIMES.

EVERYBODY BEEN ACTING FUNNY LATELY BUT ITS OKAY BECAUSE IM BOUTTA ACT HILARIOUS

SOME CALL IT STALKING I SAY WALKING JUST EXTREMELY CLOSE BEHIND.

Daily affirmations NOBODY IS LOOKING AT ME THROUGH CAMERAS IN MY LAPTOP NOBODY IS LOOKING AT ME THROUGH CAMERAS IN MY PHONE NOBODY IS LOOKING AT ME THROUGH CAMERAS IN MY TV NOBODY IS LOOKING AT ME THROUGH MY WINDOW NOBODY IS LOOKING AT ME Okay

DROOLING ALL OVER MY KEYBOARD OOOOOOHHHHH OUUHHHH.......... DURRRR......

I'M IN AN ELEVATOR RIGHT NOW!!!!! GOING UP!

THERES A FAT CUBE BABE ON THE ELEVATOR 😛😛😛😛😛

NOBODY LOVES ME.

LICKING THE ELEVATOR BUTTONS TO PREVENT THIS CULTIST FROM LEAVINF. I HAVE A SIMPLE LIFE GOAL.

GET ME OUT OF THIS DAMN ELEVATOR!! THIS THING IS SLOBBERING ALL OVER THE BUTTONS!!!

IT’S WIGGLING ITS FINGERS AT ME WITH ITS TONGUE OUT. WHAT THE FUCK DO I DO.

PRIDE MONTH.

WHATIS. A GIRL

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OHHH YEAAAAHHH

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