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natalie

@scaredofcustard

@LivUni English PhD student: contemporary trauma literature and theory, reading communities and affects 💫 writer: Refinery29, VICE, i Paper, Dazed

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looked over at the phone of a guy beside me waiting at a crossing because im nosey and he was scrolling pinterest the grind never stops

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ironically there is a PhD thesis that could be written about the reaction to that olfactory ethics PhD thesis, both of which I would like to read

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it’s spotify wrapped day! our most listened to episode this year was David Hering and jess white’s brilliant episode on Eric Rohmer and French New Wave! thank you to all our listeners this year, there’s more to come in 2025!

it’s spotify wrapped day! 

our most listened to episode this year was <a href="/hering_david/">David Hering</a> and <a href="/jessf_white/">jess white</a>’s brilliant episode on Eric Rohmer and French New Wave!

thank you to all our listeners this year, there’s more to come in 2025!
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im entering into a period of brinkmanship with someone trying to buy a pair of shoes from me on vinted they are testing my resolve and my pride

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i really relate to carrie bradshaw not because im fashionable or because men love me but because i also just cannot help but wonder

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Nigella just said that when she has a meringue cooling in the oven overnight she can “sleep the sleep of the innocent”

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had a dream where i was served something called the ‘motley breakfast’ which was just a full english but the sausages were knitted and the hash browns were purple

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last night i had a sip of guinness and immediately felt it in my shoulder blades what is in that stuff was it the iron going where it’s most needed

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was thinking about what 2025’s big manufactured insecurity will be and i think it will be hand ageing, there will be many creams available and some weird procedures, maybe hand filler, and if you don’t get it you’ll have mitts like the crypt keeper

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it’s been over a year but i still regularly think about those nasty wet splatty fireworks on the Harkonnen planet in Dune 2

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I’m fascinated by the secondhand trophy economy on eBay. Who is selling old trophies? More to the point, who is buying a trophy someone else won in their under-12s football tournament? Who is the person with a shelf of other peoples trophies? Need to chat.