Every time I decide to start tweeting again I am instantly reminded that the reason I don’t tweet is because I got 2 GCSEs and can’t spell for shit - see you in another 6 months!

Unbelievably excited to be talking to THE Emma Barnett next week about periods, periods and more periods (I’m sure other topics will be covered!) join us on Waterstones Instagram! 🩸

FUCK YEAH SHE IS!

📅 A date for the diary! Join Emma Barnett and Scarlett Curtis over at the Waterstones Instagram channel next Thursday at 6.30pm for a lively conversation about menstruation. smarturl.it/IveGotMyPeriod

Went to the eye hospital today. Within 30 mins I’d already been asked… 1. Why I’m in a wheelchair 2. If it’s permanent 3. How I handle steps/stairs 4. Who’s helping me today I’ve also had comments on how admirable I am and how incredible my chair is…

Hello Sajid, the flu didn’t kill me, but Covid did. The flu didn’t cause organ failure, but Covid did. The flu didn’t give me a blood clot, but Covid did. This government has continually failed us and this is the cherry on the fucking cake!!! You’re the new health minister ffs.

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“But my head is with Chloe” is the most terrifying line uttered in cinema since “I see dead people” #loveisland

can’t stop thinking about this

I could never write a comment worthy of this photo.

That. Is. My. Brother. Spike. At. Coachella WITH DAVE! He’s 18. He has school at 8am tomorrow. He was picked out of the crowd. We have never seen him rap before….

The most amazing company!

Me 5 minutes after I storm away from a family dinner and tell everyone I am never speaking to them again #MAFSUK

She’s everything. He’s just Ken (Todd).

She’s everything. He’s just Ken (Todd).

They’re everything. He’s just Ken (Todd).

His username is 100% “PrimeSpinister”