My friend in college was playing it and he pulled over to the side of the road for a gym battle (for some reason located on the highway) Cop pulled up behind him and said what do you think you’re doing Him: sorry there’s this Pokémon gym here Cop: I know, it’s my gym, leave

we stand with kneecap

BREAKING: The IDF has explained it fired at Irish diplomats in the West Bank because it thought they were Palestinian civilians. How the fuck am I supposed to parody this shit? I quit 😭😭😭

Kinni google ni Yoruba? E ba mi yo google yen.

someone once told me, as a creative your target audience are not your friends, do not expect their support. changed my perspective.

Sonríe 📸

There’s this mechanic they call “No Gasket” here. So curious to know why that nickname. I opened mouth when they told me. Imagine loosening the engine of a car, piece everything to replace spoilt gasket, only to couple engine back and realize you didn’t put the new gasket inside

The person that borrowed money from me November last year and did not pay back is back again asking for another one. When I asked for the last one he borrowed, he was like "I will pay back both this one and that one by next week". Abeg o🤣🤣

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A good weekend to satisfy your cravings I’m active 💯

It’s been 2 weeks and we haven’t seen my brother yet . Pls keep retweeting for further reach and we will appreciate any information on this 🙏.

NKEM’S PORTRAITS Photographed by me📸

Zambian President demands refund of fees for every rejected visa from the European Union (EU) and the United Kingdom (UK)

Do you know how many years of experience you need to be COREN registered?

A cheat is a cheat, love doesn’t make anyone stop being who they are.

if there’s one lesson i’ve learnt in romantic relationships, it’s that if you’re unsure about someone’s feelings for you, they (most) probably don’t like you, or don’t like you *enough*, and you should leave.

Fully support capital punishment for electoral malpractice btw.