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3 weeks ago

Son had a mate sleep over. Next morning I thought a cooked breakfast would be nice for them. Found bacon in fridge, expiry date Nov22, but still vacuum sealed and smelt OK. Cooked it up, nobody got sick. I didn't eat any though, just to be safe. I'm not stupid.

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