Every platform I’m on —> what it feels like it’s becoming: Instagram —> TikTok Twitter —> LinkedIn LinkedIn —> Facebook Facebook —> Craigslist

Too many people are asking who Sleep Token is, and not enough are asking HOW Sleep Token is. 😤

LeBron James breaks the record for most points scored all-time in the NBA. I’m not sure if the masses of phones make the photo more interesting or more yucky. But based on the sheer number of fingers visible, I do know AI could never.

I’m a sucker for well-done branded apparel. A careful balance of brand recognition with effortlessly cool vibes. Found this lil guy on the Detroit Lions store and bought 10 immediately:

Is there a name for the phenomenon of seeing someone’s poker face fall juuuust before the video call fully ends?

Ok Twitter, who knows the deal with these clone accounts named ____store or ____shop? They all have a nonsense word in the name and a nondescript colorful image as the profile pic They spend crazy ad dollars pushing cheap nonsense 24/7 I’ve blocked 300 but they keep coming 🫡

TikTok didn’t event Rage Bait content, they merely adopted it. You know its true origin if you’ve ever consumed sports media.

A non-satirical and definitely correct ranking of The Strokes’ albums written by yours truly

Me when I’m searching my beard for what could-be gray hairs

Managed to make at least 5 references for the folks who also took Philosophy 101

After 20 years of subsisting on sporting events and irony, Creed has finally respawned in our year of the lord 2023.

They say real comedy is rooted in truth 😅

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Feature Idea: When you’re listening to an artists older albums on Spotify the profile picture change to a photo from that era

Fargo fans walking around San Francisco 😢

Twitter ads for newsletter subscriptions gotta be my favorite genre of things I ignore regularly

Hardcore festival posters be like:

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