"I asked chatgpt" I confided in amazon I confessed to mcdonald's I have an inside joke with exxon mobil

Pitt not uploading our health insurance renewals until June 16 for a year that starts July 1 is crazy lmao every system just says YOUR COVERAGE WILL END JUNE 30

One of my teenage diaries. If I had been born 20 years later, adults would have told me I was in the wrong body.

“I thought labubu was a lobotomy” “I made a bad labussy joke” well the labubu is all of these things you see

sometimes when a gay guy says he loves to read he means things like the song of achilles and that’s okay

FUCK THE EMMYS

chappell roan was right. It's like a hundred ninety nine degrees

Nobody wants to talk about how this summer is actually facial feminization surgery summer and this is proof

They had to make up a group to top Destiny’s Child! DIVAS! DC FOREVER!

People who do therapy in the morning are braver than the troops I need to start my day repressed thank u

Say what you will about Chappell Roan but she is one of very few singers that Kelly Clarkson has not absolutely bodied on kellyoke

Notice how Lorde has a song called tennis court and not pickleball court tired of yall pushing that fake sport

So much for doing things greater than dating the boy on the football team…do you think her inner child is sad

This is a preview of how we’ll die mid-surgery

A billionaire pop star making an album called the life of a showg*rl with a sincere song about how she just wants a couple kids and a driveway basketball court…yikes