Wonder Woman was fun and all, but why did Warner bros let Marty Wolf write the climatic speech

*at pitbull’s wedding* “I now pronounce you Mr and Mrs Worldwide...you may kiss the bride”

your honor i plead not guilty due to linsanity

just because you are vaccinated does NOT mean you can just invent facebook. If you were the inventors of facebook, you’d have invented facebook

FRANCES MCDORMAND BUYING ARCLIGHT YES?? #Oscars

The people telling you banning guns won’t make them go away are trying to ban abortion.

Me all weekend:

can’t believe the rock broke the news re don’t worry darling

sounds like a chill time with some chill people

Rupert Murdoch should take the hint #SuccessionHBO

my favorite band is Nickleback

@katetheswan is no longer allowed to use my computer

@devvvvww #desperate

"Wait, is it the Idaho or the Irish potato famine?" Erin Beveridge

@jassyverdult mighty ducks? More like mighty sucks

Chris Young just struck out against the pitching machine. #Yankees

@devvvvww ...

Guess I missed the day when everyone learned how to study

Scarface (1983)

Top White House official in charge of pandemic response exits abruptly. His team at NSC has been disbanded. “These moves make us materially less safe,” one expert says. LenaSun wapo.st/2jMrk56